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  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
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kiffyboo:

scribblingface:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

source, please??

Here you go!

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this was my lab partner’s ipad background today
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crustypork:

im not even sexually active but im still scared to get tested because what if i am the virgin mary of stds and get hiv without having sex????? its scary stuff man

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whoismims:

Hong Kong’s protesters are using the same “hands up, don’t shoot” gesture used in Ferguson
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